Saturday, March 29, 2008

What the world needs now... a bath.  Really, how long has it been since it had one?  A shower, sure, it gets those all the time.  But a real, nice, long soak in the tub?  I imagine the world hasn't had one of those in ages.  And it could probably use one.  It might have to rinse off all that nasty smog and garbage and pollution scum that'll float to the top of the water, but it'd be much happier afterwards.

And that is what my brain thinks of when I have too much time on my hands.

Although my thoughts could be worse.  

I could be - just theoretically, you understand - researching sex toys (It's research. I wouldn't have a choice.  Situation totally beyond my control.), and then the resulting information overload could warp my teeny little brain.  So that, say, when I'm listening to a child's program on tv, I hear this:

'To the butt plug!"

intead of this:

"To the book club!"

Not that this has ever happened to me or anything, of course.  It simply could, and it would be worse than thinking about bathing the world.  That's all I'm saying.  Truly.  And don't act like it's never happened to you - really, they sound almost identical.  Butt plug.  Book club.  People mix these two up constantly.  I bet book club presidents have to worry about it all the time.

"Damn, better remember not to accidentally say 'Welcome to the DiddleFop Butt Plug' today.  Wasn't that embarrassing last time."


And damn, wouldn't that be worth seeing? ^-^  I think I'll have to find the town of DiddleFop and move there now.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Entering New Territory

...the title could so easily be made into something sexual, couldn't it?  ^-^

And with that little bit of inanity, welcome to the blog of TwistedHilarity!  I'm a female writer of erotic romances that involve males falling in love with other males (with a little hetero love thrown in when the mood strikes).  Stories are what I enjoy most - long, involved, plot filled bundles of fun.  Yea for stories with the added erotic 'oomph.'

And added to all that, I'm into the fluffy ( but not the 'furry.')

I write the fluffy, the silly, the sweet, the happy endings...with a little bit of angst and kink for contrast.  Hardly even counts as kink, though, in the whole realm of  kinkdom.  Think of it as 'kink-lite.'  Or...Fluffy Kink (see, now the title makes sense, eh?). 

I look forward to discovering the wide-world of blogging.  


Damn, let me just wipe the tears from my eyes for a moment.  Those who know me have long been aware that I have the computer skills of blind hungarian moles - dead ones- and I view my forays into the internet with suspicious mutterings and wardings against the evil eye. I believe the computer views me with rather more graphic shrieks of horror and prayers for salvation.

I would ask that you not laugh too loudly at my pitiful attempts at a web presence (Sniggering is accepted, however.)  You'll need me someday.  Trust me.  When the computers get too smart and take over the world, who's going to save you?  That's right: me.  TwistedHilarity, bane to all computers, eventual savior for the computer enslaved masses.  Just remember that: us poor, techno-handicapped guys and gals will eventually save the world.  And then we'll make a Special about it, but you'll have to read the book, because none of us know how to work the videocamera.

The stories themselves will be up before too long, at, but until then, I hope you all have an enjoyable day and read something that makes you laugh out loud.