Saturday, March 29, 2008

What the world needs now...

...is a bath.  Really, how long has it been since it had one?  A shower, sure, it gets those all the time.  But a real, nice, long soak in the tub?  I imagine the world hasn't had one of those in ages.  And it could probably use one.  It might have to rinse off all that nasty smog and garbage and pollution scum that'll float to the top of the water, but it'd be much happier afterwards.



And that is what my brain thinks of when I have too much time on my hands.

Although my thoughts could be worse.  

I could be - just theoretically, you understand - researching sex toys (It's research. I wouldn't have a choice.  Situation totally beyond my control.), and then the resulting information overload could warp my teeny little brain.  So that, say, when I'm listening to a child's program on tv, I hear this:

'To the butt plug!"

intead of this:

"To the book club!"

Not that this has ever happened to me or anything, of course.  It simply could, and it would be worse than thinking about bathing the world.  That's all I'm saying.  Truly.  And don't act like it's never happened to you - really, they sound almost identical.  Butt plug.  Book club.  People mix these two up constantly.  I bet book club presidents have to worry about it all the time.

"Damn, better remember not to accidentally say 'Welcome to the DiddleFop Butt Plug' today.  Wasn't that embarrassing last time."

See?  

And damn, wouldn't that be worth seeing? ^-^  I think I'll have to find the town of DiddleFop and move there now.

2 comments:

ravendevir said...

Yeshhh, I'll move there too :P It'll be dibbed the only town with the most yaoi occupants ^_^ which would just be so freakin' awesome.
*nods* So we need a yaoi-based town and the world needs a good soakin'. I'll bring the bubbles! Muhahaha :P

TwistedHilarity said...

ravendevir,
yea, LOL. I think we need flavored bubbles, too. Like sour apple - something fruity in honor of both the bath and the town. ^-^