Going to Hell

So, my friend Jess and I were talking the other day, and it happened.  One of us started talking, the other one started teasing, and before you know it, we thought up one of those topics.

You know the ones I mean.  Those thoughts that you know you shouldn't have, but you simply can't stop, and suddenly you realize: you're going to hell.

So what were we talking about, you might wonder? It could have been something that started with the topic of dogs that talk and rainbow birds, or smoking in parking lots.  I believe slugs and manporn were involved as well, though not, surprisingly, zombies.  And then there was possibly talk of leprechauns and yogurt.

So what did we think up that will send us to hades? I don't believe I'll say.  You know why? Because you'll sit there and think, 'leprechauns and yogurt? What bad thoughts could that spawn?' 

Or porn and slugs? What could that set off in a properly twisted mind?  

You'll think and you'll think, and finally, you'll believe you have it.  You've discovered what evil, devious thoughts were on Jess's and my minds.

And guess what?  

Now you're going to hell.  :-D

See ya there!